The USO is really scraping the bottom of the barrel these days for talent to entertain the troops. Surely Mellisa Joan Hart is available before turning to juiced Right Said Fred impersonators.
– Detroit International Airport
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“Mom the handbook clearly states that wearing your backpack reversies style also counts as flair …so get off my back already wouldja!” – DFW International Airport
Sometimes the traditional redneck mullet just does not have enough Party in the Back. – Detroit International Airport
“Wattup Tink? You were so right girl …that Peter is way too immature for me. Mmmmm hmmm, I need a real man. See you at the Neverland Gaga concert — peace!” - DFW Airport
A low-waist jeans mishap in Terminal T. Ironically, she wore these so there would not be any unsightly panty lines …because that is tacky. – New York City (La Guardia)
…But wait, there’s more
True to the Crockett name, Daisy has many pelts and hates all varmints that are not draped on a hangar in her closet. – New York City (La Guardia)
Only rookies wear Fanny Packs on the Fanny region. Too hard to reach your juicebox & pretzels back there. – Richmond “International” Airport
OK …so a Cowboy, a Leprechaun, and a Fat Guy walk into a bar …no wait, that’s me nevermind. – Dallas Love Field
Steve advicates honesty, but still enjoys stealth “crop dusting” missions of the plane during his entry and exit. – Atlanta Hartsfield Airport
I can barely see my douchy reflection in this trash can because of the glare on this floor. Good thing I have my shades on. – Atlanta Hartsfield Airport |
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