Airport Classy!

“Dear God Please Don’t Let Him Be Sitting Next to Me!!”

AirportClassy — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 14:12:10 +0000

A direct quote from the mind of everyone at the airport who saw this dude.

– Chicago O’Hare Airport

I’m Too Sexy for This Plane

AirportClassy — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 16:01:18 +0000

The USO is really scraping the bottom of the barrel these days for talent to entertain the troops. Surely Mellisa Joan Hart is available before turning to juiced Right Said Fred impersonators.

– Detroit International Airport

The Von Trap Family Flair

AirportClassy — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 02:41:32 +0000

“Mom the handbook clearly states that wearing your backpack reversies style also counts as flair …so get off my back already wouldja!”

– DFW International Airport

First Class Rat Tail

AirportClassy — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 12:29:24 +0000

Sometimes the traditional redneck mullet just does not have enough Party in the Back.

– Detroit International Airport

Bubbalicious Pixie Layover

AirportClassy — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 14:00:36 +0000

“Wattup Tink? You were so right girl …that Peter is way too immature for me. Mmmmm hmmm, I need a real man. See you at the Neverland Gaga concert — peace!”

- DFW Airport

Travlin’ Undies

AirportClassy — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:30:21 +0000

A low-waist jeans mishap in Terminal T. Ironically, she wore these so there would not be any unsightly panty lines …because that is tacky.

– New York City (La Guardia)

Daisy Crockett in NYC for Fashion Week?

AirportClassy — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:16:23 +0000

Just when you think fashion is dead, the classic Coonskin Cap makes a comeback. Yes!

…But wait, there’s more

True to the Crockett name, Daisy has many pelts and hates all varmints that are not draped on a hangar in her closet.

– New York City (La Guardia)

Fannytastic Sir!

AirportClassy — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 04:40:14 +0000

Only rookies wear Fanny Packs on the Fanny region. Too hard to reach your juicebox & pretzels back there.

– Richmond “International” Airport

Shamus Romo and his Lucky Hat

AirportClassy — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 04:05:37 +0000

OK …so a Cowboy, a Leprechaun, and a Fat Guy walk into a bar …no wait, that’s me nevermind.

– Dallas Love Field

At Least He is Honest

AirportClassy — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 20:30:24 +0000

Steve advicates honesty, but still enjoys stealth “crop dusting” missions of the plane during his entry and exit.

– Atlanta Hartsfield Airport