A direct quote from the mind of everyone at the airport who saw this dude.
– Chicago [...]
“Mom the handbook clearly states that wearing your backpack reversies style also counts as flair …so get off my back already wouldja!”
– DFW [...]
Sometimes the traditional redneck mullet just does not have enough Party in the Back.
– Detroit [...]
“Wattup Tink? You were so right girl …that Peter is way too immature for me. Mmmmm hmmm, I need a real man. See you at the Neverland Gaga concert — peace!”
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Only rookies wear Fanny Packs on the Fanny region. Too hard to reach your juicebox & pretzels back there.
– Richmond [...]
OK …so a Cowboy, a Leprechaun, and a Fat Guy walk into a bar …no wait, that’s me nevermind.
– Dallas [...]
Steve advicates honesty, but still enjoys stealth “crop dusting” missions of the plane during his entry and exit.
– Atlanta [...]
I can barely see my douchy reflection in this trash can because of the glare on this floor. Good thing I have my shades on.
– Atlanta [...]
World of Warcraft conference here I come …so excited!
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Brad takes pride in being an [...]